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WUWFMFT Chapter 33

It’s Your Own Fault

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Lancer was in a dilemma he had never experienced before. He knew that he was live broadcasting, and he also knew that he should do it just like what he did before. Spit out the tomato pulp with a “poof”, then say the lines he had planned for a long time, ruthlessly giving Master Tao a hard blow.

 

However, Lancer couldn’t bear to part with it. The pulp was right on the tip of his tongue, and he could push it out with just a slight force. But he just couldn’t make up his mind. With the tomato flesh rolling around on his tongue, he couldn’t through the last layer of boundaries.

 

This is too delicious.

 

Lancer subconsciously stared at the thorn tomatoes in his hand, swallowed, hesitantly found an excuse for himself, looked up at the camera in the live broadcast room, and told the audience the reason.

 

“Everyone remembers that I ate a thorn tomato just now that tasted terrible, right? The taste is very stubborn and won’t go away in my mouth, so when I eat a slightly better one, I think it’s delicious…”

 

After saying this, Lancer brought the thorn tomato with a bitten piece in his hand to his mouth, took another big mouthful, chewed it, swallowed it, and continued to bite…

 

“Well… it tastes bad… oh, oh, oh… it tastes really bad… …Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad”

 

Lancer did not forget his original intention. While eating the thorn tomatoes in his hand, he made comments in the live broadcast room. However, what he said was in inverse proportion to what he was eating now, and it became more and more obvious that he was faking his words.

 

[If it weren’t for the way you eat, I would almost believe it. 】

 

【Stop lying to people, can you still eat it if it tastes bad? Listen, the sound of chirping is almost reaching the sky. ]

 

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[How can we say that it has broken through the sky? It has obviously broken through the silent universe and reached the Kawa star from the Foka star. ]

 

[ Damn it, anchor, don’t just eat it, tell us about the taste! ! ]

 

[Yes, yes, stop telling lies, no one will believe it. I used a safety cabin to go to the live broadcast room. I was right next to you. To tell you the truth, I could see your saliva clearly. . 】

 

【Quick, quick, quick, what is the StarNet address of this store? I want to order! ]

 

[The address is not important. What is important is that I am going to the airport now. If this restaurant is delicious, I can stay in Foka Star permanently. ]

 

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[The big boss suddenly appears! 】

 

【What a boss, who doesn’t know that the flight from Kawa Star to Foka Star is once a day? Why, are you planning to stay at the airport today? ]

 

[Haha, poverty limits your imagination. I’m talking about my family’s private waterway, the kind where you can fly whenever you want. I won’t say more, let’s evacuate first. 】

 

【I don’t understand the world of bosses, but I know that the anchor has finished eating the tomatoes, and his eyes are set on tomato juice again! ! ! ]

 

[Anchor, stop, let me do it! 】

 

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【I can too! ! 】

 

【Please purchase on behalf of others, double the bid! ]

 

[Three times! ! ]

 

[ Damn it, he started drinking! ! ]

 

Lancer sucked the tomato juice from the bottle and fell into a state of semi-selflessness. He forgot where he was now and only saw the other two foods in the bag. Although he is an anchor, he doesn’t actually earn much on a daily basis. Most of the purified foods he comes into contact with on a daily basis are the handiwork of junior purifying masters.

 

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Occasionally, due to cooperation, he has been asked to have vegetables processed by intermediate purifiers several times. At that time, he was already amazed. However, because of the price issue, he has been reluctant to pay for it himself. He can only keep the delicious taste in his memory.

 

Lancer dared to swear with his few professional ethics that the thorn tomatoes he just ate were definitely not from the hands of a junior or intermediate purifier, but should be a high-level – even master-level handiwork that he dared not even think about!

 

With such a cheap price and such delicious food, the balance in Lancer’s heart gradually tilted. His reason told him that he should not stay here for a long time, otherwise all the rhetoric he had laid out before would become a joke, and he would definitely lose fans. Whether he can maintain enough popularity will be a problem.

 

But…

 

“Zizzi” sucked away the remaining tomato juice at the bottom of the bottle. Lancer wiped the corners of his lips and finally moved his eyes to the screen of the live broadcast room, looking at the series of barrages with wrong style, but Pretty calm.

 

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“Actually, the taste is average, not that bad, but not as good as I imagined. The price is a bit expensive, probably because they want to recover the previous investment in advertising from profits. I didn’t see this strawberry with Master Tao See, it should be a new product, I’ll come now… Ah, wait, the signal of the global network has reached the rest node, it needs to be shut down for five minutes, we will see you later -”

 

After saying that, Lancer ignored the barrage. There was a wailing, decisively turning off the live broadcast signal, and then turned to look at Lin Nuo, who was leaning on the counter with her chin on her elbows and looking at him, and said: “Please find your store manager, I have business to discuss with him. ”

 

During Lancer’s live broadcast, Lin Nuo took the time to rest. At this time, she was a little lazy and lacked energy. She pointed at herself and said directly, “Store manager? I’m the one, what’s the matter?”

 

“You?” Lancer looked at Lin Nuo in disbelief, and then looked at Gu Han, who was leaning against the wall with his arms folded. Seeing that he didn’t show any surprise, he looked at Lin Nuo again, his expression also changed. He became more solemn and said, “Can you take a moment to speak? I want to talk to you about cooperation.”

 

“No, no, no need.” Lin Nuo refused Sanlian, not even giving Lancer a chance to interrupt, “My family’s store doesn’t need you to promote it. If you want to go dark, feel free to do it yourself. Don’t worry about me not having any customers – look back, those people are just dying for outsiders to not know about my store. The more people come, the less chance they have of buying.”

 

Seeing Lancer’s face suddenly darken, Gu Han said slowly: “Even if one day she wants to find someone to cooperate with, she won’t find someone like you who has no professional ethics and is carrying personal grieviances. An amateur anchor who can do anything for money.”

 

Emphasizing the emphasis on the word “amateur,” Gu Han took advantage of the situation and completed his first kill today.

 

“If you don’t want to talk, let’s talk. There’s no need to say it so harshly.”

 

Lancer forced himself to take a deep breath, but he also knew that it was over. No matter how much he said that the food in this store was not delicious, it would not be of much use.

 

The only reason to blame is that the food in this store is so delicious. He couldn’t control himself for a moment, which led to improper expression management… Now that the audience’s curiosity has been aroused, someone will find out the truth. Thinking about what the audience had said about purchasing on behalf of others, Lancer thought that this could be considered a way to make money.

 

He can issue an apology statement later to express his attitude, and then take advantage of the time when this store has not yet opened in Kawa Star to do purchasing business between Kawa Star and Foka Star. The price may be expensive in the early stage. Some, it’s okay to make a quick buck.

 

When there are more people doing it in the future, he will wash his hands and continue to be his anchor. Everyone is forgetful, so who can keep holding on to this matter?

 

Thinking of this, Lancer just did it, stretched out his hand and drew a circle on Lin Nuo’s stall: “Wrap these all for me, I want them all, let’s calculate the money.”

 

Before other people in line could get angry and express their dissatisfaction , Lin Nuo kept his previous posture of crossing his hands and supporting his chin with the back of his hands. Without raising his eyelids, he crisply uttered two words: “Not for sale.”

 

Lancer paused when he opened the optical computer payment interface. When he asked why, he saw the “Purchase Restricted” sign hanging next to the counter. He thought he knew the truth, so he changed his words and said, “Then give me all the upper limits of the restricted purchase categories.”

 

Lin Nuo sighed, and finally stood up this time. She stood up and looked directly at Lancer. Although her tone was impatient, it still sounded delicate and soft: “Is it because my pronunciation of Common Tongue is not standard?”

 

Lancer was confused, not knowing what she meant.

 

Gu Han set up a stage for Lin Nuo next to him and sang happily: “Of course not, your common language is very standard. I have never heard such standard pronunciation as yours.”

 

Lin Nuo puffed up her mouth and raised her finger to point at Lancer: “Then why can’t he understand what I said? I’ve already said I won’t sell it, so why does he continue to pester me? It’s so annoying!”

 

Gu Han sneered, and by some mistake, he stretched out his hand to pinch her face: “You are too beautiful, and he deliberately struck up a conversation with you. “Afterwards, under Lin Nuo’s glare, he let go as if nothing had happened, and turned his back to pretend that nothing happened.

 

Onlookers: I always feel like you are handing out dog food, but we don’t seem to have any evidence.

 

Lancer’s face turned red with anger at the two people’s ignorance: “I am also a customer after all. Do you do this kind of business?” In excitement, he used force on his hands and accidentally turned on the live broadcast signal, but because he didn’t look at it, Looking over there, I didn’t notice it.

 

Everyone in the live broadcast room who had been waiting since just now crowded in when the signal was restored. They didn’t see Lancer eating strawberries during the live broadcast, but heard his question first.

 

Lin Nuo turned around and stomped on Gu Han’s feet. She was worried that he had only recovered from his illness for a few days, so she didn’t put in much effort, but she still twisted angrily twice before moving away.

 

Gu Han remained calm and resisted. He turned his eyes to Lancer and took the initiative to speak for Lin Nuo: “Sorry, our store’s rules are to prevent food from being wasted, so we refuse to sell it to those who think it is not delicious and may be taken away. Go back to the last customer.”

 

Lance was speechless, and then shouted in a disguised manner: “I just think it’s ordinary! Why, why don’t you tell the truth?”

 

Gu Han raised his eyebrows: “You just wanted to talk to us about promotion cooperation? Isn’t it deceiving the viewers of your live broadcast room? I heard you keep saying that Master Tao was paid to brag about our products, and you want to expose it… Now it seems that you are not here to fight injustice, but because the money has not fallen to your pocket, so you’re not happy?”

 

[Holy shit, what just happened? This sentence is very informative! ]

 

[It’s just, it’s just a few minutes, what did I miss? ]

 

[What’s going on? Host, please explain quickly! 】

 

The barrage was in chaos, most of them wanted to be a class representative. That Lancer didn’t see it, doesn’t mean that the people in line behind him didn’t see it either. There was a good person who took the initiative to stand up and gloated in his misfortune. He summed up what happened to them.

 

“You anchor was captured by the food. He wanted to discuss cooperation with the boss and asked people to give him money so that he could say good things in the live broadcast room. When the boss refused to favor him, he became angry.”

 

“And more, he also wants to buy everything, I guess he wants to take it back and sell it to you at a high price, right?”

 

“That’s right, the boss won’t sell him, look at his expression, he looks like he wants to bite someone, he’s so scary”

 

Lancer reacted then . He came over and started the live broadcast accidentally. When he saw the series of bullets on the screen, the color on his face faded, and strange thoughts suddenly came to his mind.

 

——The image he has managed for many years is completely over.

 

Also, can he eat such delicious fruit again?

 

The author has something to say: Ouch, I want to go out and play! ! But I don’t want to wear a mask on a hot day… I can only continue to stay at home.

 


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