WUWFMFT Chapter 31

After the passers-by left, Lancer’s live broadcast room was already noisy. Some were questioning, some were watching the excitement, and some were urging Lancer to quickly find out whether it was true or not. If it was true, hurry up and buy it in the real store over there and not waste the rented global live broadcast station.

 

Lancer had a smile on his face, but if you look closely, it was actually a bit forced. While comforting the audience in his live broadcast room, he looked around, and finally chose a store closer to the stall and walked over.

 

“Let’s ask the bosses here first. They are all permanent residents of the shop, so what they say is always more reliable than passers-by, right?”

 

Lancer said this, walked into the store, and temporarily restricted the viewing angle of the optical brain camera due to legal regulations, so that it is limited to himself.

 

“Welcome, please feel free to choose.” Seeing the customers, the clerk came up to greet him with a smile, “We have an event today, and the entire store is 20% off.”

 

Lancer was too embarrassed to ask, and pretended to look around the place first, his eyes swept over various new local clothes, and finally stopped on a woman sitting behind the cashier.

 

If he saw it correctly, the man seemed to be eating – strawberry? There is also the small bottle of red liquid on the table. From the information he collected, it seems that it should be thorn tomato juice, right?

 

The woman was eating with great pleasure, and her contentment could be seen by anyone, as if there were little bubbles called “happiness” all over her body, and she looked like she was enjoying it.

 

Considering their Kawa Star habit of asking shop owners for directions, Lancer casually took a pack of cheaply priced items from the shelf and walked over, placing it on the cashier. The woman seemed to be the boss here. She did not give up the food in her hands and came to collect the bill. The person helping him with the processing was another female employee next to her.

 

After paying the money, Lancer felt confident to ask for directions, and said to the female boss: “Excuse me -”

 

The female boss looked up at him, reluctantly swallowed the fruit pulp in her mouth, and quickly licked her teeth with her tongue, and then responded: “What’s the matter?”

 

Lancer pointed to what she was eating: “I’m from Kawa Star. I heard that the thorn tomatoes sold here are very delicious, so I want to buy it and try it. Is it the stall at the door?”

 

“No!” The female boss’s reaction was fierce, mixed with strong resentment. “That was done by some idiot and no one wants what is sold there for free – you are going to the wrong place. If you want to buy delicious thorn tomatoes now, apart from making an appointment on the official website, you can only go to the commercial street in District 1. ”

 

After that, the boss said. With an indignant look on his face, he murmured in a low voice: “Originally, it was like seeing the moon first when I’m near the water, so I can eat whenever I want. Now I have to go to the first district… It’s all his fault, that idiot. Just watch. I’ll rent there month when the deadline is up and move immediately!”

 

Although the audience in the live broadcast room could not see the specific image, they could hear the sound and immediately determined that Lancer was in the wrong place, and they all shouted at him to move quickly and not waste time.

 

Lancer had no choice but to feel a little annoyed about his live broadcast. If it were recorded, he could just edit it and put it up. Without that talkative guy, who would doubt whether what he bought was genuine? Anyway, the address was correct.

 

Even if someone later discovered something was wrong and pointed it out, it was too late. He could have just claimed that he was not well-informed and did not know. Anyway, Master Tao would have also been hacked at that time. If he were more sincere and apologized for his mistake, it would pass. What a loss.

 

It’s good now, it’s all live broadcast, it seems like it won’t be possible if I don’t go.

 

After thinking for a while, he decided that even if it tasted good, he would definitely say it didn’t taste good. Lancer asked for the detailed address and hurriedly left the store.

 

The cashier girl: “Boss, that guy is weird.”

 

The boss took a bite of the strawberry, squinted her eyes happily, and said “Hmm” casually: “Kawa Star people, just like that, everything is measured by money, their… Hey, he has to ask for directions in the store to buy something, otherwise no one will take care of him.”

 

The cashier girl suddenly realized: “No wonder… I also said that he, a grown man, doesn’t even choose the size of women’s sexy underwear. Yes, you don’t have to worry about giving it to the wrong person…it turns out it’s just to collect the order.”

 

The boss ate the last bite of the strawberry and sneered: “He is so sneaky, he doesn’t look like a good person. He has poisonous eyes. He’s not pretending to be disappointed. Come on, let me tell you, little girl, be careful. He

 

might cause trouble soon.”

The cashier girl nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: “Yes, yes, We can’t let Lin Nuo be at a disadvantage, she is such a nice person, she has moved away and she has not forgotten us old neighbors – Hey, boss, are you really planning to move next month?”

 

The boss opened his hand and paused: “The food is delicious. I can’t always let people give it away for free, but I can buy it every day…Tsk, let’s discuss it again, let’s discuss it again.”

 

Although she didn’t quite understand why her boss had such a strange expression, the cashier girl still decisively shut her mouth. There was no one in the store. They have free time when they are alone, and the boss doesn’t care if they play computer games or watch TV shows, as long as they don’t delay things.

 

She didn’t want to lose such a good job just because she kept talking too much. What a pity.

 

…

 

When Lin Nuo received the message from the female boss, the store was almost full. The queuing spaces previously separated were not enough. Some people were still thrown out of the store, so they had to appoint two robot employees to go out and help maintain order.

 

“Thank you, Sister Li. I understand. It’s okay. Let him come. My brother is here today. I’m not afraid.”

 

Lin Nuo was always grateful for other people’s kindness and was thinking of sending her a small gift tonight. After hanging up the contact, she told Gu Han, who came to help, about the matter.

 

Lin Nuo: “Gu Han, the tongue of the Kawa people is no different from ours, right?”

 

Gu Han put down the package in his hand, glanced sideways at her, and reached out to straighten Lin Nuo’s messy hair and said: “There is a 99.8% probability that tongues are the same standard when they are born. The difference lies in the acquired taste, which is said to be difficult to adjust. And -”

 

Lin Nuo blinked and waited for him to continue.

 

Gu Han smiled and continued speaking casually: “The same goes for human hearts. They are most likely to be the same when they are born. Whether they are dirty or not depends on the environmental influence and training they receive. Of course, it rules out that some people are born with a dark psychology. If that is the case, let’s just wait and see.”

 

Lin Nuo understood that Gu Han meant to fight without fear, and by the way, see if the other party is human or the living entity of evil.

 

…Thinking about it this way, she was actually looking forward to it. Her gossipy heart was eager to see, and she didn’t mind at all that the melon he was going to eat later was actually produced in her own land.

 

Anyway, as long as she won’t suffer a loss, quality determines everything. It’s such a delicious food, and it’s live broadcast. Even if the anchor dislikes it to death, no one will believe it – at most, they will suspect that his taste is weird and different from ordinary people.

 

In this expectation, Lin Nuo worked a little faster. Every time there was a new person in the team, she would observe whether it was the Kawa star who was looking for trouble. However, everyone seemed quite normal, which made her a little disappointed.

 

In the interstellar era, live broadcasting is a very common thing, and there is no need to register for anything additional. The starnet platform automatically assumes this function.

 

Many stores also allow it, and will put an agreement notice at the door. People who want to live broadcast in the store only need to turn on the optical computer to scan the QR code to register, and there is no need to ask the store owner additionally, which is fast and convenient.

 

Lancer didn’t do this just now because it wasn’t necessary. He was just asking for directions. Wouldn’t it be a waste of advertising for them to have that store in the shot? It’s not cost-effective, so he limited the shot to avoid any disputes.

 

It was different now. If he wanted to live broadcast eating thorn tomatoes in the store, he had to scan the QR code to register. Although Lancer was worried, under the urging of the audience in the live broadcast room, he could only bite the bullet and register first, and then introduce the store to them.

 

For the overall appearance of the store, Lin Nuo adopted the tone style of the Forbidden City, with cornices, black tiles, carved red doors and windows, and white jade railings. It looks dignified and majestic, and a sense of heaviness from Chinese history comes to mind.

 

In addition, Lin Nuo also reproduced all the mythical animals on the eaves, starting with the immortal riding a phoenix, dragon, phoenix, lion, Pegasus, seahorse, Suan Ni, Xiyu, Xie Zhi, Bull, Xingshi, but not the bad ones.

 

In order to make it easier for guests to understand these, Lin Nuo specially listed their names and their meanings, and placed them on the billboards at the door and in the queue, so that everyone can see them, which can be regarded as a disguised promotion of ancient Chinese architecture.

 

Of course, the quality has improved a lot because of this. The saying “You only know how to cherish when you lose it” is also universal in the interstellar era. The ancient earth’s craze lasts for a long time, and people are always very interested in the culture from the mother planet. Lin Nuo also gained a wave of popularity.

 

Lancer stood at the back of the queue, interacting with the audience in the live broadcast room and taking pictures of the store’s appearance. Although he said words of praise, he was clearly praising but actually criticizing, secretly mocking Lin Nuo from various angles.

 

“According to the shop owner, this was a royal building of a country in the ancient Earth. The emperor and his concubines lived in it – it’s hard to imagine, isn’t it? A man with tremendous power only has a six-story building… Tsk tsk. “Master Tao lives more spaciously than this. At least he has a mountain.”

 

Lancer misinterpreted Lin Nuo’s explanation and quoted it out of context, which made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh wildly, and the comments were all over the screen. They were mocking Lin Nuo for overestimating her abilities. He felt that the shop owner was really worthless and would follow any trend she saw.

 

Lancer was happy to see this misunderstanding come to fruition, and he spared no effort to continue to blackmail the store, paving the way for the subsequent Thorn Tomatoes.

 

In fact, he has no grudges against the owner of this store, but who told them to go after someone else, why should they have to go to his nemesis Master Tao for publicity? Then don’t blame him for being ruthless.

 

Even if it tastes good, he will insist on saying it tastes bad, and…how can something like thorn tomatoes be delicious?

 

Ivy: Guys, it’s my birthday today, 🎉🎉🎂🎂🎊

I’m officially 22. 😩 I’m beginning to feel like I’m getting old.

Anyways, I’m posting one extra chapter cos it’s my birthday. Enjoy. 😘