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WUWFMFT Chapter 1

The Impatient Brother Butler

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May 4, 1378 in the Alliance Calendar, was the third day Lin Nuo woke up in this world.

 

The girl has red lips and white teeth, black hair like a waterfall, and a pair of almond-shaped eyes looking at the tall and tall young man in front of her. Her lips parted slightly, and the words she spat out were filled with sadness.

 

“Gu Han, are you eating boiled vegetables again today?”

 

The young man known as Gu Han has a handsome face, tall figure, and fine black hair with some curls, which makes the young man even more handsome. At this time, he was looking at Lin Nuo expressionlessly, with his left hand behind his back and his right hand holding a tray with a delicate plate on it containing several green vegetables.

 

“Yes, miss, I promise this is the last meal of the month.”

 

Lin Nuo’s eyes lit up: “What shall we eat tonight?”

 

Gu Han raised his beautiful lips and said lightly: “Meal Replacement Food. Before the purification potion, only one serving was prepared – after all, no one expected such a thing to happen.”

 

Lin Nuo paused with her hand holding the chopsticks: “I’m really sorry that I came to eat and drink at your place so unexpectedly.”

 

Gu Han put the plate on the table and pushed it towards Lin Nuo: “Young lady, you are joking. After all, this is the manor that Madam left for you. I am just a housekeeper. But with all due respect, Desolate Star is not a good place. The manor’s income is not much, and even the price of purification medicine is not something we can always afford. ”

 

The implication is that we are very poor, so don’t be picky.

 

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Hearing this, Lin Nuo said “Oh” indifferently, looked at Gu Han intently for a few seconds, stood up and walked out: “That was really hard work. Since I robbed your food, then you can keep the boiled vegetables to eat. I’ll think of another way.”

 

Leaving behind the plate of boiled vegetables that were “tasteless to eat and a pity to throw away,” Lin Nuo walked out of the manor under Gu Han’s thoughtful eyes.

 

As a top wood superpower from the apocalypse, Lin Nuo’s only pursuit besides survival is food and drink. Of course, when times are tough, it’s good to eat enough, but in the years since, she has never eaten anything so unpleasant.

 

Perhaps compared to those with combat abilities, she is slightly inferior in the method of killing mutated creatures, but she has never been inferior in purifying food.

 

She would forget it, if she didn’t have any choice, but now there are plants all over the mountains and plains outside, and any purification method she can find will be more delicious than the plate of boiled vegetables in front of her. The reason why she didn’t make changes before was to maintain her personality. But after she found out that the two parties hadn’t seen each other for 6 years and didn’t understand each other, she couldn’t bear it anymore.

 

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Gu Han stood there without moving. After watching Lin Nuo go out, he sneered, changed his expression, put the plate of vegetables back on the tray, and took it back to the kitchen.

 

Even though they haven’t seen each other for 6 years and have encountered great changes, the pampered young lady is still a young lady after all.

 

However, she should be made to recognize the reality.

 

Those guys in the Lin family’s old house are really tireless in destroying people.

 

…

 

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After leaving the house that was still somewhat dilapidated despite efforts to maintain it, Lin Nuo let out a long breath. There were many things she could do in three days, including letting her recover from her injuries, absorbing memories, and figuring out what kind of situation she was in.

 

As long as he thinks of the crying little white ghost when she first came here, Lin Nuo can’t help but sigh. However, considering that she can even encounter such small-probability events as the end of the world and time travel, it seems that seeing the original soul is nothing strange.

 

The names, dates of birth, and blood types of the two are the same. In terms of appearance, the ghost Lin Nuo here is prettier and fairer, while the Lin Nuo in the apocalypse has rough skin due to constant fighting and exposure to wind and sun. She is also a bit darker.

 

Generally speaking, there are similarities between them. The difference is probably that one has a 10-level beauty filter turned on, while the other has an old and simple 200-pixel camera.

 

The little ghost committed “suicide” and died from cutting her wrists. When Lin Nuo came, she was crying miserably by the bathtub. She was almost startled by her own body that suddenly opened her eyes. It took her a long time to accept herself. The fact of being resurrected from a dead body.

 

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The follow-up was much simpler. Lin Nuo asked about the whole story, comforted the little ghost by the way, and promised to help her get revenge. She watched her gradually turn into white light and disappear, and she was far away from this bad world of “eat everything and gain nothing”.

 

Now, the manor she was in was the property left by the little ghost’s deceased mother. It was located on a deserted star with a single property, so it was obviously not worth much. Fortunately, the land price was cheap and the area was much larger. The vast wasteland that Lin Nuo could see was legally hers.

 

“Bramble tomatoes are a unique plant on the Desolate Star. They are covered with sharp thorns and are extremely difficult to remove. They are one of the few foods that are not compatible with purification agents.”

 

Lin Nuo squatted in a corner of the manor, looking down at the plant at hand. A red fruit wrapped in yellow-green thorns. Recalling the sweet and sour taste of tomatoes in her mind, she couldn’t help but swallow.

 

“That’s it, I want to eat fried tomatoes today!”

 

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Since Lin Nuo’s apocalypse, all living things have been evolving. Human beings have evolved special powers, and animals and plants have made themselves more suitable for survival.

 

Now, more than 2,000 years have passed, and mankind has finally gotten rid of the nightmare of the apocalypse, successfully broke out of the earth, expanded its territory, and established the Interstellar Alliance. During this period, other organisms did not stop evolving. The result was that almost all plants and animals secreted a toxin that was harmful to the human body and would cause death if eaten.

 

In order to survive, people have developed two solutions. The most commonly used one is to use chemicals to detoxify food. The advantage is that it is relatively cheap and common people can afford it. The disadvantage is that the food using detoxifiers will be diluted. The taste itself is not the same. If the cooking method is not good enough, maybe the Meal Replacement Food will be more delicious.

 

After Lin Nuo had her first meal of boiled vegetables, she asked Gu Han for Meal Replacement Food. The food looked good and looked similar to food that had ever been on human menus.

 

But as soon as she took it into his mouth, Lin Nuo knew that it was definitely not the same thing. The taste was weird. If she had to describe it, it was probably because a lot of taken-for-granted flavors were injected into the food. It was more like the work of a chemical factory than a food factory.

 

This does not mean that the Meal Replacement Food is unpalatable. If Lin Nuo had never eaten the original version before, she would probably still find it very good. Unfortunately, she has a tricky tongue that was not even defeated in the apocalypse.

 

“Sure enough, no matter when the time comes, the only one you can count on is yourself…”

 

Sighing, Lin Nuo stretched out her right hand and stopped at the thorn tomato about 1 centimeter high. Then she closed her eyes and a soft green light appeared on her palm. It grew from small to large, and gradually spread to all the thorn tomatoes in the manor. After a brief pause, it quickly retracted into a small circle.

 

Lin Nuo’s purification ability has always been a single purification, which means that as long as one plant within the scope of the ability is analyzed and purified, other plants of the same kind will be purified accordingly.

 

This ability is troublesome when dealing with complex situations, but when there is only one plant in the plantation, Lin Nuo is the god in the base.

 

Just now, considering her status and situation, Lin Nuo was careful not to reveal too much, and only controlled her powers within a small area.

 

“That’s enough. I’ll try one first.”

 

After withdrawing her power, Lin Nuo opened her eyes. Several thorn tomatoes around her had changed. The yellow-green thorns on their appearance had lost their moisture. She stretched out her With a light touch of his fingers, the thorns were all broken into dregs like dead leaves.

 

Reaching out to pick a tender red tomato, Lin Nuo couldn’t help but lick her lips. She opened her mouth and was about to take a bite when, with the sound of “no”, she felt someone rush to her like a whirlwind.

 

Although she was a support staff member, Lin Nuo also worked hard on the front line in the beginning and would not be easily approached. She made a big jump and moved away from her previous position. She kept holding the tomato with one hand and looked at the person coming warily.

 

Gu Han’s face was as cold as water, and his dark eyes were full of sarcasm and anger: “Throw it away!”

 

Lin Nuo’s eyes widened: “I won’t!” As if she was afraid that the other party would snatch it away, she still held the tomato in her hands behind her back.

 

This childish action did not make Gu Han smile, and the young butler’s expression became a little more impatient. Seeing Lin Nuo’s disobedience, and fearing that taking action would worsen the situation, he reluctantly softened his tone.

 

“Life is beautiful, Miss. It’s not worth dying for food. If you insist on not eating Meal Replacement Foods, I will get you a new purification potion – I promise.”

 

Lin Nuo probably understood what Gu Han meant, she stretched out her hand holding the tomato towards the other party: “I cherish my life, I don’t plan to die. This one has been purified and is non-toxic and can be eaten.”

 

Gu Han took a deep breath and suppressed his grumpy old father’s heart. He forced a smile on his face, pointed at Lin Nuo, then pointed at the thorn tomato in her hand, and forced a question from between his teeth.

 

“Let me remind you, miss, you were thrown here as an abandoned child by the Lin family because your powers were disabled – now you tell me that that thing has been purified? Who purified it, you?”

 

Lin Nuo ?

 

The answer was natural: “Of course, if it’s not me, then it’s you?”

 

Gu Han laughed angrily, his hand trembling as he pointed at the thorn tomato: “Do you know what this plant is?”

 

Lin Nuo looked at him innocently and said: “Bramble tomato. It is not compatible with purification potions and is resistant to ordinary purification abilities. It ranks among the top ten of the ‘most difficult to solve food map’.”

 

Gu Han calmed down immediately, remained silent for a moment, and said calmly: “That’s right. Miss was once a purifier, so of course she would know about this plant.”

 

“How about you try one?” Lin Nuo tried to change the subject and pointed to a few purified ones over there, ” They’ve all been purified.”

 

Gu Han was hesitant and turned around with the idea of ​​”exploiting you first and then teaching you a lesson”. As a result, his eyes immediately stuck to the obviously different thorn tomatoes. Without waiting for him to wake up, Lin Nuo has already bitten more than half of the tomato in her hand.

 

Gu Han: …I feel like I missed 100 million?

 

Looking at Gu Han, who seemed to be about to snatch the tomato from her hand at any time, Lin Nuo took a half-step back vigilantly, speeded up, ate the remaining tomatoes in three bites, and cast her “want to eat one more” eyes on those who had been purified plant.

 

Gu Han took a step across to block Lin Nuo’s sight. When he saw her turning her questioning eyes towards him, he pursed his lips and spoke a little unnaturally: “Your power was disabled before. Even if it is restored, it is still unstable. I will take these thorn tomatoes for testing. Don’t act rashly until the results come out.”

 

After saying that, Gu Han squatted next to the thorn tomatoes, took out protective gloves from his pocket and put them on, and then carefully picked them from different positions. He picked up 3 or 4 tomatoes as samples, got up and hurried back to the house.

 

“It’s good that your powers have recovered, but as a precaution, I suggest you get tested first.”

 

Behind him, Lin Nuo licked the tomato juice on her hand, walked over slowly and picked another one. She put it in her mouth and took a big bite, then narrowed her eyes with satisfaction.

 

“It tastes good. It seems that the first pot of gold depends on this.”

 

The author has something to say: New article~~Good luck, good luck~

 

Ivy: Guys please rate this novel on NU. Pretty pleaasseee 🙈🙈


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  1. FA says:

    Thanks for the translation, I don’t understand where she originally came from. Is she fro an apocalyptic world as well?

    1. Pretty Ivy says:

      She comes from the 21 century but in an apocalyptic setting

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