Good Dad System (Arc 7) Chapter 59.1: After Being Abducted (34)
Eryuan quickly became Pei Yuanbo’s best friend in life. No matter what the question was, Eryuan could give him the answer quickly and accurately.
Perhaps because he successfully inherited his father’s scientific thinking, Pei Yuanbo was full of curiosity about science. Apart from his daily studies, he often asked Eryuan all kinds of questions. Eryuan could always draw inferences from what he had learned and even acted as a science popularizer, telling him many interesting stories about scientists.
In academics, whenever there is a doubt, Eryuan can probably give the answer – of course, it is inevitable that these answers are a bit stiff, and Eryuan does not understand indirect thinking and strictly adheres to the standard answers. If Pei Yuanbo does not take the class seriously, it will be difficult for him to make progress relying solely on Eryuan.
Grandma Pei and Yang Qiuping had seen their son ask Eryuan questions a few times. They didn’t think much about it. They just thought it was the xx high-definition reading machine that was always advertised on TV. It could answer any question you didn’t understand. It was shown on TV. It could answer all the questions in the textbook. Wasn’t it the same as the Eryuan function? So they didn’t think much of it.
Whenever anyone other than the Pei family appeared, Er Yuan would quickly pretend to be on standby, as if he were just an ordinary small color-screen watch, and there had never been any problems with it.
Of course, in many cases, this wise guy like Eryuan would be stumped by Pei Yuanbo’s “unreasonable” questions.
For example, something like this –
“Eryuan, I want to ask you a question.” After much difficulty, Pei Yuanbo escaped from his grandmother’s abyss of extra food. With a full stomach, he held his waist and walked into the house.
“Yuanyuan, what’s your problem?” The clever Eryuan quickly woke up from his sleep.
“I’ve gained weight recently, but why am I still so thin in grandma’s eyes?” He pinched his cheeks. “Also, why does grandma always think I can eat a big bowl of rice, a big bowl of soup, a bunch of vegetables, and two apples after the meal?”
Eryuan went into a state of freeze. This was beyond its comprehension: “I’m still thinking… I think it must be a question of aesthetics.” It connected to the Internet and found a lot of relevant supporting materials. “There has always been a lot of controversy about skinny and voluptuous on the Internet. Your grandmother must be a voluptuous person!”
Is that so? Pei Yuanbo was lost in thought. Before he could finish his thought, his grandmother came in with a plate of fruit and a small plate filled with walnuts. This was based on the traditional concept of “like replenishes like”. Grandma insisted that walnuts nourish the brain and help with learning.
And this-
“Eryuan, there is a question in our exercise book that I don’t understand. I’ll read it to you and you teach me.” Pei Yuanbo took the exercise book and was about to read it – of course, Pei Naochun had set up a basic recognition function for Eryuan. If his son wanted to rely on Eryuan to avoid homework, the other party would only pretend to be busy. After all, isn’t it normal for electronic products to freeze and display a blue screen?
“You read it.” Eryuan was very calm. He was like a walking Baidu, the future homework helper. As long as it was an existing question, he could always find an example, replace the numbers, and analyze it.
“Okay… There is a little snail who wants to climb up a tree to see the scenery. There are 12 hours in a day. It is known that on sunny days, it can climb up 1 meter every hour. On rainy days, it can climb up 0.5 meters every hour. At night, the little snail needs to rest. It stays in place and slides down 0.2 meters every hour under the control of gravity… It is known that the tree is 55 meters in total. There is one rainy day for every two sunny days. When can the little snail climb up the tree?”
“…” Eryuan was frustrated, very frustrated. It was not very good at such variant questions. It couldn’t help but complain, “Why do you humans always live such complicated lives?”
“What’s wrong?” Pei Yuanbo was just finishing the questions he was going to answer.
“Isn’t it just a math problem? Why can’t it be simpler? Why do the chickens and rabbits have to be locked in the same cage? Can’t we catch them one by one and count them? The water pipes in the pool must go in and out one by one. Can’t we just fill it in after draining all the water?…” God knows, as an artificial intelligence, it also has self-esteem! It was actually stumped by something like Happy Summer Vacation and Primary School Mathematical Olympiad. If Mr. Pei knew, he would definitely make fun of it, “Yuanyuan, you humans are really complicated.”
Pei Yuanbo sighed and shrugged: “I think so too.” As a typical primary school student, the questions he completed every day could circle the earth n times. Planting trees, planting flags, buying vegetables, selling flowers… almost any situation can appear in the questions. He and many classmates secretly discussed why the teacher had to think of the questions like this. They quickly reached a consensus – it must be that the teacher is making things difficult for us, that’s it! Thinking that the teacher must be there, watching them rack their brains and laughing, it makes us full of fighting spirit!
Or this –
When Pei Yuanbo came home from school, he lay down on the table: “Eryuan, I’m so troubled today.”
“Yuanyuan, what’s wrong?” Pei Naochun didn’t plan to let Eryuan monitor Yuanyuan’s life. The way it was activated was more like a mobile phone in later generations, or Siri. It would automatically locate on weekdays to ensure safety. Apart from that, it would only appear when Pei Yuanbo summoned it.
“The students in our class had a quarrel today.” Pei Yuanbo sighed. After he entered elementary school, he made many friends, such as Xiao Ming, Dongzi, and Xiaohong. There was some anger and confusion in his tone, “I don’t know why, Xiao Ming insisted on pulling Xiaohong’s braids, and threw paper balls into her hoodie, which made Xiaohong cry… They quarreled for a long time in the afternoon. Xiao Ming said that Xiaohong had a bad temper, and Xiaohong cried so hard that her eyes were red.” He was also very embarrassed in the middle. One was his deskmate and the other was in the desk behind him. Both of them made their attitude clear – if you play with him/her, I will never talk to you again, which made him to be torn.
“Why are they quarreling?”
“…” Eryuan’s inner conflict – very conflicted. What he searched now seemed to conflict with the law on the protection of minors he had learned. The information he learned online told him that premature love was wrong, but it also said that love in youth was beautiful. He really couldn’t understand humans, or that artificial intelligence was simple and happy! He thought about it and told the truth, “According to the content of the online search – childish behaviors such as pulling the female classmate’s braids and throwing paper balls may be because the boy has a good impression of her and wants to attract her attention…”
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