Gao Beizhu returned home and saw his father coming out of the house. He called him, “Dad, I want to ask you something!”
“What’s the matter?” Village Chief Gao Weimin said. It was rare that his son knew how to study and asked him questions.
“Why would a man prefer a little girl to be his younger brother instead of a strong man?” Gao Beizhu asked.
“How can anyone ask a little girl to be his younger brother? That’s just showing his courtesy!” Said the Village Chief Gao Weimin unhappily.
“Then, why do you want to show your courtesy to a girl?” Gao Beizhu asked again.
The Village Chief raised the old pipe in his hand and was about to hit him, “Guess how you a little bastard got here? It’s because I was courting your mother and tricked her into having you! You even have to ask me about this. Are you going to be a bachelor and hang out on the street in the future? I’m so pissed off. I’m going to beat you to death, you good-for-nothing!”
Gao Beizhu jumped up and down to dodge, “Hey! Hey! Don’t break your pipe, or Mother won’t let you buy one again!”
“How dare you say that? I don’t need my precious pipe anymore. You don’t deserve it.” Said the Village Chief Gao Weimin.
As he was about to take off his shoes and hit him, he spoke again, “How dare you hide?”
“Mom, Mom, Dad is going crazy and beating me again!” Gao Beizhu hurriedly shouted into the house, “He also said that he tricked you into having me back then!”
“You little bastard!” Gao Weimin was so angry that he wanted to hit him in the face with his shoe.
“How dare you sue me?”
Xu Dongmei heard the voice and said, “What trick? What kind of trick?”
Gao Beizhu hurriedly hid behind his mother, “Dad just said that he tricked you into his hands and that’s why I was born.”
“Gao Weimin!” Xu Dongmei raised her eyebrows.
The Village Chief Gao Weimin hurriedly explained, “Don’t listen to his nonsense. He finally came to me today to ask for advice. I was very happy. In the end, guess what he asked?”
Xu Dongmei didn’t move at all, just stared at him steadily.
Gao Weimin didn’t dare to keep it a secret any longer. “He actually asked me why a man should be courteous to a girl. What kind of question is that? I think he is not only unable to concentrate on his studies, but he will also be confused when it comes to marrying a wife in the future!”
“Beizhu, is what your father said true?” Xu Dongmei was also surprised.
His son usually looked quite smart. He was not young anymore, so how could he not even know how to please a girl?
Gao Beizhu knew that the situation was not good. If he told the truth, he would probably face a mixed doubles match, so he ran away quickly.
“Dongmei, please help this brat find a suitable partner as soon as possible. I’m afraid he will be too stupid to find a wife.” Gao Weimin tried to use his son to divert his wife’s attention.
“You are the stupid one. How can you talk about your son like that? I still remember what you said about tricking me before!”
“Don’t listen to that kid’s nonsense. I didn’t say that!”
“Really?”
“Really, I swear on… I swear on my precious pipe!”
…
Here Gao Beizhu ran out and was still thinking about his father’s last words.
Marry a wife?
Could it be that Brother Yun wanted to marry Comrade Yi as his wife, so he treated her well and wanted to trick her into his hand?
How old was Brother Yun, and he was already thinking about finding a wife for himself?
As expected of Brother Yun! He was the first one to know about this.
Keep it a secret, keep it a secret!
But, what was so good about Comrade Yi? She has two eyes and a nose. He heard that she was very strong and had a bad temper. The food she cooked smells better than Yun Ge’s, but he was not sure how it tasted!
Well, he still had to continue observing to see if this woman had any unknown shortcomings.
Brother Yun, don’t be fooled!
He felt that his mother was deceived by his father.
Gao Beizhu instantly found a new goal and waved his fist to encourage himself.
*****
Author has something to say:
—Sugar-Sprinkling Little Theater—
Yun Guyuan: Brother, thank you!
Gao Beizhu: You’re welcome, Brother Yun, fly bravely, Beizhu will always be with you!
Yun Guyuan: Our friendship is over. Go slowly. I won’t see you off!
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Ummm….. I don’t find this funny at all. this hai guy should just mind his own business, he’s annoying 😑😑😑