After hearing the word ‘sing”, Dudu turned his attention away from the tablet, and asked with curiosity: “How do I sing a song? Uncle, you teach me. ”
Yan Shao remembered that he didn’t know the words, so naturally he couldn’t order a song, and smiled, “You tell me what song you want to sing, and your uncle will help you.”
Dudu heard immediately and said loudly: “Uncle, I will sing ‘Where is Dad’, and ‘Little Apple’! ”
Yan Shao raised an eyebrow. “Nice little fat man, so you can sing these, then the uncle will put you on the stage and give you a microphone.”
Dudu immediately jumped out of the sofa, ran to the small stage in front of the big screen with his fat legs, looked up at the singing Jiang Er and waited for Jiang Er to finish singing. He gave Jiang Er a clap to encourage him, and then said, “Uncle, it’s my turn to sing now.”
Jiang Er heard that and saw him looking so cute, he gave him the microphone in his hand, and squeezed his little white and tender face, which made him feel good.
He didn’t know where Yan Shao got this cute kid.
Dudu took the microphone, cleared his throat, and then ‘tapped’ the microphone two times to test it. There was nothing wrong with the microphone. He immediately made an OK gesture to Yan Shao to signal that he could start singing.
The chubby boy’s set of actions is almost full of an artist vibe. The whole little person exudes a strong self-confidence. Seeing this, Jiang Er couldn’t help but ask Yu Shanshan, who is always sitting and not talking, “He’s so full of energy. Does he often sing at home? His singing should be good, right?”
Yu Shanshan pulled the corners of her mouth and didn’t know whether to tell the truth. Finally, she cautiously answered only the previous question: “He likes singing, so he often sings with the App on my mobile phone.”
As for how well he sings, you have to listen to it to know.
The prelude to the song “Where is Dad?” began to play. Dudu on the stage immediately swayed with the music, a little fat leg was tapping the ground little by little, and his right hand was still beating his fingers very rhythmically. Although the ringing finger was not heard, the air of “I am a superstar in the singing world” is really cute and explosive, so cute that everyone is staring at him intently and looking forward to his performance.
Yu Shanshan took out her mobile phone, quietly recorded the appearance of the little guy and sent it to Yuan Long.
When Yuan Long opened the video at that end and saw the cute performance of the fat son in the video, the corners of his mouth could not help but gently tilted up, his heart was soft and warm, and the video of just a few seconds was watched again and again but he didn’t feel that it was enough, so he sent a message to her: take more shots, why isn’t the little guy singing?
Yu Shanshan smiled; she was waiting for that. She picked up the phone and shot the little guy again.
At this time, the prelude has passed, and the lyrics part has officially started. They saw the little guy holding the microphone to his mouth and started singing into the words on the big screen:
“I have a guy in my family who is so cool that he has three heads and six arms ….”
With the little guys singing intently, the original warm atmosphere gradually condensed ……. Except for the singing voice of the little guy, everyone closed their mouths silently. There was a special embarrassment in the air.
Yu Shanshan was not surprised at the other people’s response, because anyone who listened to her little fat man singing for the first time couldn’t help but be embarrassed.
The little fat man in her family is a soul singer who ten carriages can’t pull back on tune.
She remembered the scene where she first taught the little fat man to sing children’s songs. When the little fat man sang the first sentence, she immediately felt weak in the knees. Since then, she has never taught him to sing. If she can, she hopes he won’t sing at all.
But things did not go as expected and the fat man liked singing very much, and he felt good about himself, and felt that he was singing well. He often sang to others with confidence, like just now.
As a mother, Yu Shanshan really didn’t know if she should kill his hobby.
Looking at the fat man who was still singing on the stage, Yu Shanshan sighed, and silently sent the video of his singing to the old father who couldn’t wait to see his son singing. As for how he would react when he saw it, she was no longer curious.
At this point, a song was finally coming to an end. Dudu ended the last song to the silent attention of all adults in the audience. Then, he put the microphone down, and the two chubby hands clapped desperately, very cheekily applauding himself first.
It’s a pity that he didn’t see any other people moving for a long time. He gradually stopped applauding, blinking his eyes suspiciously at the audience below, with a look of doubt. The expression was like saying: It was so nice; how can you not applaud?
Yu Shanshan covered her eyes and was fooled by her stupid son.
Yan Shao couldn’t help taking the lead. “Hum–” He laughed, and clapped while smiling, “Awesome, great singing, it is the best of the year. Good soul singer. ”
Around him, other people who tried hard not to laugh could not help but “hahaha” laugh wildly, applauding desperately while laughing.
Seeing that everyone was so enthusiastic, he thought that everyone must like his song, shyly twisted his body, his chubby cheeks blushed, and raised his microphone to the audience below, ‘thank you, thank you for your love.” He also bowed to the audience.
The people below laughed even more.
Yu Shanshan covered her face.
Stupid son ~
Since everyone likes his singing so much, Dudu became more confident, and immediately began to sing “Little Apple”. This time, he not only sang, but also sang and danced with the people in MV. The action was simply cool, if you ignore the unpleasant vocals that is not on tune.
Jiang Er was already laughing on the sofa, “Hahaha, my mother, for the first time, I saw someone with the talent to sing so badly…”
Yan Shao could not help but say to Shanshan: “Your little fat man was probably kissed by King Yan Luo when he was born. Don’t take him out to sing in the future.”
Yu Shanshan rolled his eyes at him. Although she agreed with his views, she still tried her best to honor her fat son. “He’s just too young. When he gets older, he’ll can sing better if he knows the characters. ”
Yu Shanshan felt guilty after saying that.
The others just smiled and didn’t talk.
Because the little guy sang too much, everyone else was embarrassed to grab his microphone, so the whole guy was singing one song after the other, He didn’t feel tired at all.
On the other hand, the audience was becoming more and more restless.
Yu Shanshan worked hard to resist the disgust of her fat son. After listening to him sing ten songs, she couldn’t help but yelled to stop him. It finally became unbearable to her ears. “Pangpang, it’s getting late, mom and Erbao are sleepy, let’s go home. ”
Yu Shanshan clearly felt that after she said this, everyone around her was relieved.
Dudu’s singing addiction has not passed yet, and he really wants to sing for a while, but his mother and Erbao are tired, so he can only regretfully put down the microphone and run off the stage, “Let’s go back to sleep.”
Yu Shanshan immediately picked up her bag: “Okay, let’s go back quickly.” She really didn’t want to stay any longer.
Yan Shao picked up his car key. “I’ll take you home.”
Jiang Er also hurriedly said: “I didn’t drive today, Yan Shao, you also gave me a lift. You can send them back first and then send me after.”
Yan Shao gave him a glance, but he didn’t refuse.
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As the singer just sang too hard, he started to doze off as soon as they got into the car. When the car drove to the old Yuan family house, the little guy was already asleep and started to snore. If someone wanted to sell him, he wouldn’t know it.
Yu Shanshan carefully picked him up, called Erbao and got out of the car, thanking Yan Shao with difficulty: ‘thank you tonight.”
Yan Shao quickly waved his hands, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he flew out.
There was no one in the car. Jiang Er, who had been lingering, finally asked the question that had been lingering in his heart for one night: “I have been holding back all night. Who are the child and the woman? Why do you bring them out to play? ”
Yan Shao ignored him and refused to answer this question.
Jiang Er relentlessly asked, “You don’t like that woman, right? Oh my god, since when are you interested in this type of woman? It’s too full … ……. ”
‘shut up!” Yan Shao glanced at him. “What’s the point, didn’t you see the child? I like fart!”
Jiang Er scratched his head. “Don’t lie to me. You don’t like her but you brought her out to play. Don’t tell me it’s your client. That reason is too vague. Why haven’t I seen you bring your client out before? ”
Yan Shao was silent for a long while, and suddenly said: ‘she’s Yu Shanshan.”
“What’s wrong with Yu Shanshan?” Jiang Er still didn’t understand. “I asked you what her relationship with you is, what are you telling me her about her name for? The name doesn’t matter.”
Yan Shao rolled his eyes with anger, “You’re stupid, you don’t remember who she is? Yu! Shan! Shan!”
Jiang Er blinked, struggling to search for something related to the name “Yu Shanshan” in the memory. Suddenly, a flash of light flashed from his mind. There was also a girl in the memory named Yu Shanshan. The girl was like a luminous body that emits infinite light, which can easily attract men’s attention.
But is that Yu Shanshan related to the present Yu Shanshan?
Jiang Er had a slightly unpredictable feeling, and said tremblingly, “I knew one of Yu Shanshan, the same high school with us, and the one who later became the little princess of the ballet in the Imperial Ballroom, but she has disappeared from the capital for many years. Don’t tell me this Yu Shanshan has something to do with the Yu Shanshan I know. ”
Yan Shao gave him a merciless blow, ‘this Yu Shanshan is really the Yu Shanshan you know.”
Jiang Er opened his mouth, the whole man was disillusioned, and his mind was full of: impossible, impossible, impossible…
Yan Shao looked at him like this, and felt a strange sense of balance in his heart. When he saw Yu Shanshan, the psychological blow was no less than that of Jiang Er at the moment.
“Don’t believe that the former Yu Shanshan will become as she is now? But you can’t not believe it. There is nothing you can do about it. The original little ballet princess has become this big fat man now.”
Jiang Er patted his chest and said in shock: “My mother, I’m really scared. What did she experience…”
Yan Shao shrugged. “I don’t know what she went through. She probably ate pig feed.”
Jiang Er remembered the identity of Yan Shao as a weight-loss coach, and was shocked: ‘then Yu Shanshan is losing weight under your hands now?”
Yan Shao’s mouth twitched, and his voice suddenly turned dark. “Yeah, she’s under my hand now …”
Jiang Er fought a chill, and suddenly thought of the “deep hatred” between Yan Shao and Yu Shanshan, he couldn’t help taking a sigh of relief, “My mother, can Yu Shanshan still go out under your hands? ”
Yan Shao laughed.
Jiang Er asked again, “Will Yu Shanshan recognize you?”
Yan Shao was unhappy when he heard this problem. The stupid woman didn’t recognize him until now, and was really furious.
Jiang Er then understood, and couldn’t help but smile, “I’m going to start sympathizing with Yu Shanshan now. How do you say that sentence? You have to pay back what you owe; she is finished in your hand. It is terrible that she doesn’t even know that she fell into the hands of her enemies, and that is too pitiful … ”
Having said that, Jiang Er could not help recalling the “hatred” between the two people.
At that time, Yan Shao wasn’t called Yan Shao. He was called Yan Shao”an. At that time, he was not as handsome and handsome as he is now, but a 200-pound fat man.
At that time, Yan Shao hated to hear words about fat from other people’s mouths. If someone said he was fat, it would be a disaster, so family members, including their friends, would not say that he was fat in front of him. No one said anything to make him lose weight. Of course, at school, people who knew his identity would not taunt him face-to-face with humor, at most it was only behind them who dared to mutter a “dead fat”.
But not everyone gave him such face. There was such a person who gave him a severe blow in the face, causing Yan Dashao to lose face and self-esteem.
This warrior is Yu Shanshan.
At the time, they were in the same high school as Yan Shanshan, but they were not in the same class. A good friend of Yu Shanshan said something about Yan Shao’s body shape behind his back. It happened to be passed on to Yan Shao’s ears by accident, and the disaster came. The girl was naturally caught by Yan Shao. She received a hard lesson and failed to come to school for a few days.
Yu Shanshan was very angry after knowing this. Naturally she refused to let her good friend be bullied by Yan Shao. She immediately decided to bully back.
Yu Shanshan was fierce enough, and went directly to the school’s broadcasting room. In front of the school’s teachers and students, she carried out a personal attack in the speaker against Yan Shao from the inside to the outside, from top to bottom. The main attack direction was Yan Shao’s weight and body shape, the more Yan Shao hated to hear the more she said, every word was like a knife piercing into a person’s lungs.
Until now, Jiang Er remembered Yan Shao’s terrible look after listening to Yu Shanshan’s words on the radio at that time. He was afraid that Yan Shao would go to slaughter Yu Shanshan in one go. In the end, Yan Shao did not slaughter Yu Shanshan, but gave her a lot of hardships. Yu Shanshan was punished by the principal for one month in a row to clean the school’s women’s toilet, which became an indelible black history in her glorious history.
This battle can be described as a loss of both. Since then, Yan Shao and Yu Shanshan have become enemies, attacking each other and harming each other every day. The deep hatred of the two is not common. As long as they are present at the same time, it can be said that it is fighting chickens and dogs jumping.
This situation persisted until they graduated from high school, Yan Shao was arranged to study abroad at home, and Yu Shanshan entered the Imperial Capital Dance Academy, and two people could not hurt each other even if they wanted to hurt each other.
It’s been four years since Yan Shao went. After graduating from abroad four years later, the whole person has changed a lot. From a two hundred pounds fat man to a handsome man, people who know him can’t even recognize that this is the original fat Yan Shao”an.
The second day after Yan Shao returned to the imperial capital, he decided to go to the imperial ballroom to find Yu Shanshan, the purpose was to vent his anger fiercely, let Yu Shanshan look at his current self, and see how she could attack him.
But at that time, Yu Shanshan had disappeared from the capital. No one knew where she had gone. Naturally, Yan Shao did not find her.
Until this moment, Yu Shanshan actually reappeared, but her image changed greatly, from a school-level beauty to a hell-level fat man.
Jiang Er suddenly wanted to laugh, “You two are so funny, you used to be fat, she desperately satirized you; now that you are thin, she has become a fat man, and it is your turn to torture her. You two are really rejoicing at the enemy’s suffering. ”
Yan Shao frowned fiercely, “Whoever is happy with her is the enemy. I’m always angry when I see her.”
Jiang Er couldn’t stop smiling, ‘this is good, she’s in your hands, you can take revenge to the fullest, and let her realize how you felt when you were attacked by her personally. I can even imagine the tragic experience now, you must have misgivings about your life, hahaha ……… I will go and see for myself. It’s so funny … ”
Yan Shao snorted, too lazy to answer him.
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