IPVS Chapter 23.8

Happy Vesak Day, everyone!

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“Uh, Mr. Gu, would you like our staff to rearrange the child’s hair?” The photographer said to Gu Yicheng awkwardly.

Gu Yicheng was confused: “Why?”

“This—” The photographer scratched his head.

Gu Yicheng lowered his eyes and asked An An: “Do you like this new hairstyle?”

“I love it. It’s so cool!” The excited little voice sounded.

The photographer looked at her hairstyle, bit his lower lip in confusion, and said with difficulty: “Okay…”

An An entered the vegetable market. She was familiar with everything.

After asking Gu Yicheng what delicious food he wanted to buy, a pair of big bright eyes began to hunt for treasures like searchlights.

Last time, An An took the 20 yuan given by the program team to buy gifts, but until the end, she didn’t understand how the money was used. She just gave it all.

Therefore, Gu Yicheng went to the bank to exchange two hundred yuan in cash and asked An An to carry it, preparing to teach her about cash.

The little dumpling took the money and instantly became a rich man. When she arrived at the vegetable stall, she handed over one hundred yuan and whispered: “Auntie, I want a carrot.”

The vegetable stall aunt reluctantly accepted a hundred yuan and picked a big and sweet carrot for An An.

After that, the little dumpling became stupid.

Why was there more and more money coming in?

[Even if you are just buying groceries, you must also pay attention to the education of the little ones. The intern Uncle did a great job in this regard! Today’s children still think that money grows in their mobile phones and have no concept of money at all.]

[My little nephew is the same. I gave him a big red envelope during the Chinese New Year last year. He was so stupid that he asked me what the red paper in it was for.]

“It was one hundred yuan just now. One hundred yuan is equivalent to—” Gu Yicheng began to teach the child, “One hundred yuan.”

[? ? ?]

[Dumbfounded? Are you serious?]

[Listening to your words is like listening to your words.]

[Is this the legendary nonsense literature? I’ve lost my studies, hahaha…]

Gu Yicheng taught hard, and An An learned hard.

In the end, the little dumpling vaguely recognized one hundred yuan, fifty yuan, ten yuan, five yuan, and coins.

In addition, the program “Intern Parents” was really popular. The stall owners at the market would also watch the live broadcast on their mobile phones for a while when they had nothing to do, so An An and Gu Yicheng were very popular there.

Many enthusiastic aunts immediately recognized An An when they saw her and said in surprise: “This is An An, right? This is your intern Uncle—”

Gu Yicheng interrupted with a smile: “Yes, intern Dad.”

An An tilted her head.

At the next booth, someone still said this.

Gu Yicheng continued to introduce his identity as an intern Dad.

Slowly, the confusion in the little dumpling’s eyes disappeared, and she gradually adapted to what he said.

Gu Yicheng’s mobile phone rang.

[Xiao Fang: Mr. Gu, did the child call you Dad? I teach you to introduce yourself to everyone in this way because it is called brainwashing and it is very effective.]

Brainwashing method?

Gu Yicheng was struggling.

The little dumpling was so innocent and cute, but he actually wanted to use tricks on her.

Gu Yicheng lowered his head and replied: Forget it.

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“Go buy some more meat!”

“Buy beef. You won’t get fat if you eat beef.”

“Really? This way Mom can eat a lot more!”

The group of one adult and one child visited the entire market and came back with a full load.

Gu Yicheng was carrying various red and green plastic bags and was praised again by the audience in the live broadcast room.

[Good family man (thumbs up)]

 

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Translator’s Comment:

What kind of education you give, Uncle Gu! I am really heartbroken!

 

 

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