Yu Shanshan didn’t explain, she just jumped up from the bed, went into the bathroom to take care of herself, then rushed out and sat in front of the dressing table, picked up the cosmetics and started making herself up.
Yuan Long was confused by a series of movements. He walked behind her and looked at her makeup, and asked inexplicably, “How do you think of makeup today?”
Yu Shanshan tapped on her face with a beauty blender, and said, “You’ll know when I’m done, you wait for me.”
Yuan Long couldn’t help but have to wait for her while reading a book.
Yu Shanshan did her makeup for more than half an hour before finishing it. She rarely made such a careful makeup, but the makeup is still very effective. After the makeup, her face looks a lot better than when she did not make up. In addition, she put her hair down and covered her face very deliberately, and the whole person looked like they lost thirty pounds. Of course, the premise is not to look at the figure.
“I’m done!” Yu Shanshan stood up and turned around in front of Yuan Long, showing him her makeup.
Yuan Long raised an eyebrow and asked, “What shall we do then?”
Yu Shanshan grinned, took out her cell phone, “I want to take a picture with you.”
“Take a picture?” Yuan Long wondered. “Why do you want to take a picture, don’t you dislike taking pictures?”
“I’ll take a photo with you, and then you change your avatar, screensaver, background, cover, etc.”
Yuan Long frowned, wondering, “But last time I asked you to take a picture as an avatar, didn’t you look like you wanted to die? Why are you willing now?”
Yu Shanshan stomped her feet. “Oh, I suddenly wanted to take a photo and make an avatar. Why are you asking so many questions!” She said embarrassingly. She didn’t take pictures before because she was not confident about her image, and she wanted to wait until she lost weight. But now that so many girls in the army like him, she feels that she has to give someone a warm reminder, and she has to let people know that Yuan Long is a well-known and prosperous person, so she can break some people’s thoughts.
This is called declaring sovereignty.
Yuan Long has never been able to stop her. When she wants to shoot, he has to cooperate with her to make various actions and take selfies with her.
Yu Shanshan used her lifelong photography skills to take a bunch of photos while holding her mobile phone. There are pictures were two people kissing, some doing funny moves together, and some smiling at each other…
After shooting, Yu Shanshan deleted some less satisfied ones, and ended up with three very good photos.
Yuan Long also felt that the photos were taken well, and he felt happy, and said, “Send these three photos to me. I’ll replace all three of my avatars with these three.”
Yu Shanshan shook her finger, “No, no, this is only a semi-finished product. How can you use it directly? I have to deal with it.” In the photo, her face is so fat and so big that she can lose her three-point beauty before. Use this face to directly show them to the little fairies outside, it can’t scare them.
Must deal with it!
Comrade Yuan Long, who had no idea of how to process the pictures, was confused. “Isn’t this ready to be taken? Why should we deal with it? How to deal with it?”
Yu Shanshan opened the editing software in her phone and asked him, “Don’t you know the four major sorcery in Asia?”
Of course, Yuan Long does not know what are the four major sorcery in Asia.
Yu Shanshan: “The so-called four major Asian sorceries are Thailand’s transsexual technique, Japanese cosmetic technique, Korean cosmetic surgery, and China’s p-map technique.”1I think this should be Picture Editing technique. I don’t know to edit it without it sounding bulky and weird so I’ll just leave it like this. If anyone has any ideas please comment.
“And I am now performing our Chinese magic p-map.”
Yuan Long: …….
Yu Shanshan used to disdain p-pictures. After all, she was naturally beautiful, her facial features were exquisite, and she was very photogenic. Each of the photos she took was very good, and she took them out just like professional models. She always thought that she was so good, so she has always been reluctant to modify the image. She always thought that she is a talented person who is confident about her appearance.
But she did not expect that she would one day save herself by editing pictures.
Yu Shanshan felt that she had fallen and she quickly operated it with her fingers without hesitation. In a few moments, the extra flesh in the photo was eliminated and the basin-like face became a slap-like face. She restored the previous delicate look.
Yu Shanshan closed her hand with satisfaction and showed the photo to Yuan Long. “How is it, does it look like my original look?”
Yuan Long looked at the photo and froze.
The face in the photo is exactly the same as Yu Shanshan four years ago. It seems that time has never passed. She is still the beautiful and proud little princess four years ago. Had it not been for Yu Shanshan four years later, he would have been confused.
Is this p-graph? It’s amazing.
For Yuan Long’s surprise, Yu Shanshan was very satisfied and passed three photos to him. “Well, now you can change your avatar.”
Yuan Long stared at the photo for a while before closing his eyes. He opened the mobile phone software and prepared to change the avatar into a photo of the two.
Just then, Dudu on the bed suddenly woke up. He sat up and rubbed his eyes with his chubby hands, and watched his parents put their heads together and watched something seriously. They didn’t even notice when he woke up. Curious in heart, the little boy climbed down from the bed, walked lightly to the two of them, his eyes followed the screen of the mobile phone, and his milky voice asked carefully: “What are you doing?”
Yu Shanshan replied subconsciously: “What about changing heads?”
Dumbfounded, and stayed straight for a few seconds, his eyes turned to the picture on the screen, and found that the avatar on the screen became a photo of father and mother instead of his picture, immediately unhappy, small Fat legs slammed the floor in protest, “Where did you take my picture? My picture is cute! Do you want my picture anymore?”
Yu Shanshan just found out that she had just accidentally been exposed. She had secretly been going behind the little guy to change the avatar. Generally speaking, the little guy would not find it. If she knew that she would be so unlucky, she would have changed it first.
Yu Shanshan secretly glanced at Yuan Long and blinked at him for help.
Yuan Long was also guilty, and it was the first time for him to be caught in the act for such a thing.
Seeing that his father and mother didn’t speak, Dudu became even more angry, and lay on the floor again, chopping the floor loudly, and the chubby face was serious and angry, and he educated rightly: “You’re too much, you guys are bad parents! ”
Yu Shanshan guilty of turning her eyes guilty, seeing that the little guy was really angry, she quickly threw the pan, “It’s all your bad father, he had to change his avatar, I didn’t agree with it, I said we have to wait for Dudu to wake up and take a picture together. How can we take less of our baby? ”
Dudu nodded in deep thought.
Daddy who was dumped by the innocent: …
Yu Shanshan didn’t dare to see Yuan Long’s expression at the moment, and smiled at her own fat guy, “Okay, okay, mother has criticized dad, he knows wrong, so we forgive him, now we take You take a picture together, and then change your picture of Dad’s avatar to our picture? ”
The fat guy glanced at the old father with a wooden face, decided to forgive him generously, and then ran to the corner happily, dragging Erbao who was still sleeping with his eyes closed, “And Erbao too. We are a family of four taking pictures together.”
Yu Shanshan and Yuan Long: ……… nothing to say.
In the end, Yu Shanshan had to add a small fat man and a small golden retriever to the lens, and a family of four was taken as Yuan Long’s new avatar.
T/N: Dudu, your parents don’t love you! Come to mama. Mama loves you.
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Four major Asian sorceries ahahahahha