Thank you, BlueMoon, for the ko-fi~
“Eggy… What’s wrong with Eggy?”
The little guy, still groggy from sleep, had his chubby face pressed against the pillow, one small hand still clutching his smartwatch.
On the other end of the call, Bai Ze was speaking to him.
“Little Chubby, it’s time for you to get up now.”
“What I just said was that Chi Rong doesn’t have a strange egg in his belly.”
“He’s carrying two eggs at once.”
Bai Ze repeated it several times before Feng Yuan finally processed the information.
Once he understood, he rubbed his eyes with his little hands and finally sat up.
“Uncle Chi Rong has two eggies.”
His milky voice repeated the words, still a bit slurred.
After repeating it, he lowered his head and counted on his chubby fingers.
One, two.
“Wow.”
Feng Yuan was astonished: “Uncle Chi Rong is so amazing!”
His dad and godfather could only carry one egg at a time, but Uncle Chi Rong could actually carry two!
Feng Yuan thought that was just incredible!
“Your Uncle Chi Rong is indeed quite impressive. You can visit him more often after school. Keeping him in a happy mood is good for the eggs’ development.”
“However, don’t disturb him for too long. He needs plenty of rest.”
Bai Ze explained all the precautions to Feng Yuan.
When Feng Yuan heard the words “plenty of rest”, he suddenly blinked, his little mind seemingly struck by an idea.
Soon, the call ended.
Before hanging up, Bai Ze urged him again: “Little Chubby, it’s time to get up and go to school. No more lazing in bed.”
“Mhm, mhm, Yuan Yuan knows!”
Although Feng Yuan claimed to understand, the moment the call ended, he flopped back down onto the bed.
Qin Xun, who had already gotten ready, had overheard the conversation. But when he stepped out of the bathroom, he saw Feng Yuan still lying in bed.
So, Qin Xun walked over and gently squeezed Feng Yuan’s chubby little hand.
“Yuan Yuan, time to get up.”
Feng Yuan lay there with his eyes open, unmoving.
He stared up at the ceiling, his little body seemingly glued to the bed.
“Qin Xun, Uncle Bai Ze said Uncle Chi Rong needs plenty of rest.”
“When Godfather had an eggie, he also slept a whole lot.”
Qin Xun: “Mhm.”
Qin Xun: “When you have an egg, you do need more sleep.”
Qin Xun agreed with Feng Yuan but didn’t quite grasp what the little guy was getting at.
That is, until he saw Feng Yuan pull his chubby hand back and place it on his belly.
The little guy covered his belly with both hands, his chubby face growing serious.
“Qin Xun, Yuan Yuan also has an eggie.”
“Yuan Yuan needs to rest properly!”
After declaring that he had an egg, Feng Yuan pulled the blanket over himself with a sense of righteousness, then closed his eyes peacefully, his chubby face serene.
Qin Xun: “…”
Qin Xun froze for several seconds before trying to pull the blanket away.
“Yuan Yuan, stop fooling around. If you delay any longer, you’ll be late.”
Qin Xun patiently coaxed the little guy: “How about we go have breakfast? Today’s breakfast has your favorite meat and egg pancakes.”
Even using breakfast as a bribe didn’t work on Feng Yuan.
Feng Yuan’s little mind had already done the math quite clearly.
If he didn’t have to go to school, he could have breakfast anytime he wanted!
Feng Yuan lay firmly in bed, refusing to get up.
No matter how much Qin Xun tried to persuade him, it was useless.
After a while, Rong Rong, who had been passing by, also came in to coax Feng Yuan.
But Feng Yuan still wouldn’t get up.
When it came to going to kindergarten, Feng Yuan had never been willing, not even for a single day.
He loved playing with the other children at kindergarten, but he had absolutely no interest in listening to Teacher Zhang’s lessons.
Feng Yuan pretended to be asleep in bed. The adults, who had been waiting for him in the dining room, eventually came to check on him.
“Yuan Yuan, it’s already 7:40. You only have 20 minutes left.”
Li Heng informed Feng Yuan of the remaining time.
It took less than 10 minutes to drive from home to the kindergarten.
Now, Feng Yuan only had 10 minutes left to get up.
As for his breakfast, it would likely have to be eaten in the car.
Even Li Heng’s personal urging couldn’t get the little guy to move.
Feng Yuan covered his chubby belly, his small voice firm and resolute.
“Yuan Yuan has eggs now, so I can’t go to school.”
His excuse of “having eggs” left the entire family both exasperated and amused.
Li Heng decided to simply video call Feng Qi.
Feng Qi was originally busy. But when he saw it was a video call from home, he made time to answer.
As soon as the call connected, Li Heng pointed the camera at the little guy in bed.
“Yuan Yuan says he’s carrying eggs and needs to sleep, so he can’t go to kindergarten.”
Feng Qi: “?”
Feng Qi’s eyelids had been twitching since early morning.
He stared at the little guy on the screen and raised his voice: “Feng Yuan, get up now!”
Hearing his dad’s voice, Feng Yuan felt a little scared.
However, his reaction to fear wasn’t to get up immediately. Instead, he buried his little head under the covers.
Seeing this, Feng Qi clenched his fists in frustration.
Unfortunately, with the distance of the screen, Feng Qi couldn’t land a smack on Feng Yuan’s bottom.
He forced himself to calm down for a few seconds before saying to Li Heng, “Uncle Li, hit him. He hasn’t been spanked in too long and is itching for it all over.”
Although Feng Qi told Li Heng to hit him, Li Heng still couldn’t bring himself to do it.
After letting Feng Qi take another look at the little guy in bed, Li Heng hung up the call.
He directly reached in and pulled the little guy out from under the covers.
Qin Xun, quick to assist, handed over the clothes Feng Yuan needed to wear.
Feng Yuan didn’t want to get dressed.
His little hands and feet struggled, but Li Heng was stronger than him.
With Li Heng and Qin Xun working together, Feng Yuan was forced into his outdoor clothes, forced to finish washing up, and forced into the car.
In the car, Qin Xun fed him breakfast.
The little guy bit into his meat and egg pancake, his chubby face full of indignation.
“Yuan Yuan has eggs now, and you still won’t let Yuan Yuan sleep.”
Grandpa is so cruel!
Feng Yuan decided he wouldn’t speak to Grandpa for two days.
Just as Feng Yuan was still fuming, the car came to a stop.
Qin Xun dropped off both Feng Yuan and Rong Rong at the Fruit Class.
“Yuan Yuan, your fruits and snacks are in your backpack. The snacks are for the whole day. Don’t finish them all in the morning.”
Qin Xun handed the backpack, which had been hanging on his arm, to Feng Yuan and watched as he and Rong Rong entered the classroom hand in hand.
The two little ones held hands and sat together after entering.
The classroom was quite lively at the moment.
The children who had previously taken sick leave had all returned.
Even Tian Tian, who had been in the most critical condition and had once lost vital signs, had fortunately recovered after the epidemic finally subsided.
The entire class of children chattered noisily, sharing their experiences over the past few days.
They talked about how scared they had been. Thankfully, Yuan Yuan was there!
If it weren’t for Yuan Yuan accompanying and comforting them, they would have cried themselves to death.
Feng Yuan listened to their chatter but, unusually, didn’t join in.
Xu Jiale, who had been chatting animatedly with others, noticed something off about Feng Yuan.
“Yuan Yuan,” Xu Jiale approached him and asked, “What’s wrong?”
In the past, when Feng Yuan came to class, he would always blend right in with everyone.
But today, Feng Yuan was unusually quiet.
When Xu Jiale asked him a question, Feng Yuan didn’t respond right away.
Instead, with a serious expression on his chubby little face, he started patting his belly.
Rong Rong, who was sitting nearby, saw this gesture and slightly opened his mouth.
Rong Rong already had an idea of what Feng Yuan was about to do.
Sure enough, before Rong Rong could do anything to stop him, Feng Yuan patted his belly and announced solemnly in his childish voice, “Le Le, I’m pregnant.”
“There’s a baby in my belly.”
Xu Jiale: “!!!”
The other children in the class: “!!!”
All the children were stunned.
They stared at Feng Yuan in disbelief. Xu Jiale even reached out to touch Feng Yuan’s belly.
After touching it, he was even more shocked: “Yuan Yuan’s tummy is so chubby!”
It really did seem like there was a baby inside.
Following Xu Jiale’s lead, the other children also started touching Feng Yuan’s belly.
Feng Yuan’s already plump little belly had now become undeniable proof that he was “carrying a baby”.
There were a few clever children in the class.
The clever ones knew that boys couldn’t get pregnant.
And at their age, they were far too young to be parents anyway.
But Feng Yuan held a lot of authority among his classmates.
Whatever he said, even if it was nonsense, the other children tended to believe him.
“Yuan Yuan, here. This is the snack my mom packed for me. You can have it all.”
“You need to nourish yourself more!”
“Yuan Yuan, you can have my snacks, too.”
One by one, the children offered up their snacks.
Feng Yuan initially wanted to decline politely. But as he looked at the pile of food covering his desk, he swallowed and hesitated.
“Yuan Yuan, don’t be polite with us! You should eat more!”
The children were so enthusiastic that if Teacher Zhang hadn’t arrived just then, they might have started unwrapping the snacks and feeding them to Feng Yuan themselves.
“Children, settle down, please.”
Teacher Zhang, wearing a blue floral dress, walked in with a cheerful smile.
Instead of starting the lesson right away, she took some time to chat with the children.
When she wasn’t teaching, Teacher Zhang was quite popular among the kids.
As they chatted together, the topic turned to the upcoming school life. The children even made a special request on Feng Yuan’s behalf—that he be excused from doing homework.
When Feng Yuan first returned from his training abroad last semester, his grades had actually been decent.
Unfortunately, that didn’t last long, and he soon fell back to his usual level.
Now, he and Cheng Cheng were at the very bottom of the class.
Even Rong Rong, who had just started school, had better grades than him.
Although Rong Rong hadn’t been to kindergarten in a long time, he had been studying at home.
Bo Han often tutored him in his lessons.
Feng Yuan, however, never felt jealous of children who did better than him in school.
He was content to wholeheartedly embrace his role as a happy underachiever.
“Why shouldn’t Yuan Yuan have to do homework?”
Teacher Zhang tried her best to keep a smile on her face as she gently asked the child who had made the request.
Xu Jiale, with his loud voice, raised his hand and answered brightly in his childish tone, “Because Yuan Yuan is pregnant. So he shouldn’t have to do homework.”
“Being pregnant is really hard.”
Xu Jiale had seen a pregnant aunt during a trip once.
Her belly was much bigger than Feng Yuan’s.
His grandma had told him that pregnancy was very, very difficult.
One by one, the children nodded in agreement with Xu Jiale’s words. As Teacher Zhang looked at their innocent little faces, she could no longer keep her composure.
She stood up, turned her back to the little ones, and took several deep breaths before facing them again.
“Ahem.”
Teacher Zhang glanced at Feng Yuan’s chubby belly and began an impromptu lesson to debunk the myth.
“Yuan Yuan isn’t pregnant. He’s a little boy and can’t get pregnant.”
“But Yuan Yuan’s belly is big.”
“That’s because he’s chubby.”
Teacher Zhang actually didn’t want to expose Feng Yuan’s round belly.
But if she didn’t, this little chubby kid would use “pregnancy” as an excuse to skip classes and homework.
She really had no choice.
The children didn’t quite believe Teacher Zhang’s debunking.
Faced with their skeptical looks, Teacher Zhang felt deeply helpless.
“Alright, let’s leave this for your parents to explain when you get home.”
“Let’s start the class now.”
“Oh, and regarding Feng Yuan’s request to skip homework, I hereby announce that it’s denied.”
After chatting with the kids for almost half the class, Teacher Zhang decided to move on.
She began the lesson.
Time flew by quickly during kindergarten class.
During the break, Teacher Zhang specifically shared the classroom surveillance footage in the parent group chat.
After posting it, she tagged everyone.
Teacher Zhang: “Dear parents, after the children return home today, please take some time to explain the basics of pregnancy to them. [Cute smile] [Cute smile].”
The parents in the group didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at the notification.
One parent even jokingly tagged Yuan Yuan’s dad.
Feng Qi and Li Sheng were both in the parent group.
Both dads were tagged. Everyone in the group had always assumed the account labeled “Yuan Yuan’s Dad” and “Yuan Yuan’s Big Dad” was Feng Qi’s main and alternate account.
The two already overwhelmingly busy dads glanced at the group chat in their spare time.
After reading it, they were so embarrassed they wanted to leave the group immediately.
At the end of the kindergarten day, Feng Yuan had eaten snacks from the entire class and was so full he kept burping.
When Li Heng came to pick him up, he also heard about his antics in class.
Even the old man couldn’t help but put on a mask.
After bringing the little guy home from kindergarten, just as Li Heng was about to have a serious talk with him, the little guy drove out his toy car.
He loaded the car with toys, brought Qin Xun and Rong Rong along, and went to the Yu family to see Eggy.
To avoid overloading the toy car, Rong Rong specifically transformed into a little fox and obediently lay on Feng Yuan’s lap.
Sam Williams On TYMIMA Chapter 152