Jiang Nanshu was startled. She turned around and saw Lu Qingyan standing behind her.
He slowly opened the medicine box, took out the medicine, and softly said, “Birth control pills.”
Jiang Nanshu’s heart skipped a beat.
Damn it, this lunatic is going to misunderstand again.
She quickly said, “I bought this before.”
“Heh, you’ve hated me since before, and you still have more stamina than I do.” He sneered.
Jiang Nanshu: “…”
Is that how you use the analogy?
‘Before’ was five years ago!
Back then, they had just gotten married; who wanted to get pregnant?
Jiang Nanshu had a headache: “It’s not what you think. This medicine isn’t good. Give it to me, I’ll throw it away.”
“No need to throw it away.”
Jiang Nanshu: “?”
He took out a few pills, his eyes bloodshot, and threw them into his mouth, chewing them hard.
Jiang Nanshu: “!!!”
It had expired!
You’re so hungry that you’ll eat anything.
She rushed forward in a panic: “Spit it out quickly. This is expired medicine. It can kill people.”
But Lu Qingyan just smiled, reaching out to tightly grasp her wrist: “Then you can go find him after I die. While the drug is still effective, we can do it again.”
“???”
Birth control pills work on men, too?!
Jiang Nanshu didn’t know if it worked, but it was quite toxic. Lu Qingyan was immediately sent to the emergency room.
Jiang Nanshu chased after the bed, muttering and cursing, “I told you not to eat it, not to eat it! Now look what happened, you’ve gotten sick! I’m speechless!”
Jiang Nanshu recalled how ashamed she was when the doctor asked her if Lu Qingyan had taken any harmful drugs. In the end, she told the truth: a few expired birth control pills.
The doctor nearly fell off his chair in shock.
Women’s birth control pills, could men take them?
Could that prevent pregnancy?
The doctor also fell silent and finally commented meaningfully, “The young couple should be careful not to cause a fatal incident.”
Jiang Nanshu’s toes dug into the ground.
Heh.
She really wanted to beat Lu Qingyan to death.
He really deserved a beating from her.
Ye Yuan also rushed over from the company.
Lu Qingyan had his stomach pumped and was lying weakly in the hospital bed receiving an IV drip.
He was awake, but his face was pale, and his stomach was churning.
He felt nauseous, and his eyes were sore.
Ye Yuan stood at the door and saw Lu Qingyan looking out the window with red eyes, so he didn’t dare to go any closer.
Sigh, he’d chosen another time when his boss was feeling melancholic. Let him have a good cry in peace. (T/N: Hahahaha… This secretary is so funny!)
He is a secretary who has a strong sense of boundaries.
Ye Yuan sat on a chair outside the ward, took out his phone, and turned on some music. A song called ‘Sad Song for Lonely People’ flowed slowly outside the ward.
Combined with his boss’s sorrowful mood, Ye Yuan burst into tears. (T/N: HAHAHA… And here I am laughing! You are so funny, young man!)
Love is truly too painful.
Thank goodness, he’s single.
The song ended.
Lu Qingyan’s voice, barely containing his anger, could be heard, “Ye Yuan, get your ass in here!”
Ye Yuan wiped away his broken tears.
A boss can be vulnerable, but an excellent employee cannot!
He exhaled softly, his tone cheerful: “Coming, Mr. Lu~”
When Jiang Nanshu saw Ye Yuan again, he looked like he’d just lost his father, standing at the ward door sobbing softly: “Woo, woo, just playing a song deducted my year-end performance bonus! I listened to it, I even went to a brothel! You evil capitalists, don’t you think my data traffic costs money? Woo, woo!”
Jiang Nanshu: “…”
Looks like…
Lu Qingyan’s condition wasn’t good.
Even his personal secretary looked like this.
She lowered her voice, “How is your CEO Lu?”
Ye Yuan replied resentfully, “He’s fine. He can still cry. He’s in good health.”
Jiang Nanshu was taken aback: “He cried again?”
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