She wondered if she was hallucinating, otherwise, why would the little immortal in front of her, who was as beautiful as a celestial being, reveal the two p*nises of a snake when she opened her mouth?
But Peony thought that she didn’t hear clearly, so she repeated it again: “I said the snake, they have two p*nises. If they turn into a flower, it will be a double-peduncle flower. How rare is it? I dream of blooming a double-peduncle flower. And I’m a little curious, will there be two of them after they are transformed into human form? Where should they be placed? Is it possible to put one on each side of the trouser leg?”
Jiang Rui silently covered her ears.
But when Peony talked to herself, it still reached her ears: “I heard that the Lord God is a dragon with a snake body. Could there be two of them…” (T/N: Haha! I am really laughing to death!)
No, there was only one. Jiang Rui said it in her heart.
But then she thought about it, what she saw was the reincarnation of the other party instead of the original body. Was it possible that the original body—
Stop, stop, stop, stop thinking. This peony was poisonous.
She was about to say something to turn away from this strange topic when suddenly the fairy music suddenly started to play, the fragrance burst into waves, and there was a burst of warm murmurs at the fairy banquet.
Then, there was a sudden silence, and the Prince hurriedly walked outside the Jade Immortal Palace as if preparing to greet someone.
Peony was frightened by such an atmosphere, had already stopped talking, and lowered her head. Jiang Rui took the opportunity to glance at the palace hall.
The Emperor of Heaven had already appeared. Only the seat belonging to Lord God was still empty, and it was self-evident who was coming at this time.
Lord God Jiu Yuan arrived late, but no one dared to say anything. Not to mention that he had made great achievements for the Heaven Realm, his seniority alone was enough to overwhelm others.
If people were to count, the Emperor of Heaven would have to address him as uncle.
The situation was slightly better than Peony had expected. They were so far away, but they could still see a piece of black clothes passing by in the distance. As for the specific height, short, fat, or thin of the deity, they had no idea.
“That’s the Lord God Jiu Yuan. He’s so majestic.”
“Even a subordinate of Lord God Jiu Yuan has extraordinary momentum.”
“It’s a pity that we are too far away to see its true appearance.”
There were sighs of satisfaction and regret all around. Many immortals stretched their necks regardless of their manners and stared intently, just to see the true face of the Lord God.
The strange thing was that no matter how hard they concentrated, all they saw was a hazy cloud, and they couldn’t see him clearly.
All the immortals knew that this was the divine power of the Lord God, so they had no choice but to sigh with regret again.
Peony tried her best to look at it for a while, but she could neither see the deity clearly nor recognize which one was the Snake Immortal Lord that she longed for to bloom double-peduncle flowers, so she had no choice but to settle down and drink the fairy dew with her head down.
Jiang Rui only took a distant look before, but she didn’t look up again after that.
The Lord God was the last to arrive but the earliest to leave. Just halfway through the banquet, he stood up and left. After that, some high-ranking gods left one after another.
As for the little immortals like Jiang Rui, they naturally had to wait for everyone to leave before they could leave.
She and Peony told each other about their respective immortal homes, agreed on a time for their next visit, and then headed back home.
The little immortal mansion looked the same as usual, and the magic circle left behind had not been touched. Jiang Rui removed the confinement and turned to see the situation of the few small milkweeds.
“Rui Rui is back!”
“We are all good. We didn’t fight.”
“I didn’t pull his leaves, so I’m the best behaved.”
“Nonsense, I am obviously the best!”
“I’m good!”
“I’m good!”
“I, I, I, I!”
Several grasses began to quarrel again, and they used the blades of grass to crush each other. For a while, the east wind overwhelmed the west wind, and the west wind overwhelmed the east wind for a while. The sweet words in their mouths had long since disappeared.
Jiang Rui coughed lightly, and all the grass leaves froze instantly. Although they had no faces and could not make any expressions, she could actually feel anxious emotions from these leaves.
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Hahaha what a big relevation, Peony!