When the car drove to the place where Jiang Er lived, Jiang Er suddenly spoke. He ignored an important issue.
“Ah, Yan Shao, I suddenly remembered a problem. Yu Shanshan a child. Who did she marry? I haven’t heard of anyone who married Yu Shanshan.”
Yan Shao rolled his eyes, “You just remember to ask this question, idiot.”
” Wasn’t I immersed in the huge disillusionment that Shanshan gave me? Tell me, who is her husband? I would like to know which warrior married the little ballet princess, Oh no, it’s no longer a little ballet princess.”
Yan Shao smiled, “Want to know? If you want to know, just ask her yourself.”
Jiang Er can’t wait to strangle him, “You ……… forget it, I’ll ask myself, I happen to be looking for her. I didn’t recognize her tonight, and we’re old friends. I didn’t have time to get in touch. I will go to her in person tomorrow.”
“Ah! Achoo!” Yu Shanshan, who had just taken a shower, sneezed several times in a row, and couldn’t help wondering how she was sneezing so much tonight, could it be a cold?
Dudu also just took a bath, standing in a little underwear. He reached out his hand and touched his mother’s forehead, and then said, “Mom, has anyone scolded you?”
Yu Shanshan: …. Do you think others are scolding me, why are you touching my forehead?
Giving his small butt a slap, she said. “Can’t you say something nice? Someone must have missed me. How could someone scold your cute, beautiful, generous, brilliant and intelligent mother?”
Dudu covered his mouth and giggled, the fat on the belly was shaking, the fat legs kicked happily in the air.
Yu Shanshan was furious, picking up the flesh on his little fat stomach, threatening with words: “What are you laughing at? Maybe you think there is something wrong with your mother?”
Dudu, who has a strong desire to survive, quickly covered his belly, and said in a timely manner, “Mom, I think you are right, someone must have missed you.”
Yu Shanshan was very satisfied with this answer. She was about to let go of the fat man. The phone rang. At a glance, it was a video call from Yuan Long.
She immediately pointed at the cell phone and said, “Look, it was your father who missed me, so I sneezed.”
Dudu immediately put his fat face on his mobile phone to compete with his mother, “Dad missed me!”
Yu Shanshan snorted him and clicked the on button.
Dudu immediately put his entire face in front of the phone to occupy all of his dad’s sight, “Dad, Dad!”
When Yuan Long saw his fat son, he thought of the singing video that he saw tonight. When he thought of the little guy singing, he couldn’t help laughing, and seeing his dad kept laughing, followed by laughing sillily.
Seeing that the father and the son were smirking at each other affectionately like two fools, Yu Shanshan couldn’t stand it, and pulled the little round face of the fat man aside, “Do you still have me in your eyes?”
Dudu grumbled, “Mom, I haven’t told Dad what I did today.”
Yu Shanshan simply gave him her cell phone. “Hold it up and tell your dad yourself.”
Dudu took the cell phone happily and said to Yuan Long excitedly: “Dad, I sang a lot of songs tonight, I can sing well, my uncles and aunts have praised me and said I am …. I am … oh, say I have talent in the music world! ”
Yuan Long: …….. It is indeed a talent in the singing world.
Seeing Dad not talking, Dudu was afraid he would not believe it, and immediately said, “Dad, I’ll sing it to you. I sing “Where’s Dad” the best.”
Before waiting for Yuan Long to make excuses to stop him, the little one had already started singing, “I have a guy in my family who is cool …”
Although Yuan Long has fully understood the singing level of the fat son from the video posted by Yu Shanshan tonight, at this moment, Yuan Long couldn’t help sighing, feeling that the temple was jumping around.
In the end, Yu Shanshan couldn’t listen anymore. She had been tortured by the little guy’s singing all night. Now she really didn’t want to hear this magical singing voice anymore, so she immediately ran back and forcefully took the mobile phone in the little guy’s hand. Pointing at the package that has not yet been opened today, said: “Little fat man, look at it quickly. The luxury bed we bought for Erbao has arrived. Go and unpack it for Erbao, so Erbao can sleep in a luxury bed tonight. ”
Listening to her, Dudu immediately glanced at the big parcel in the corner, his eyes lit up, and he immediately forgot about his singing. His attention was instantly shifted.
When it came to Erbao’s luxurious bed, Dudu didn’t dare to delay. He immediately waved to the opposite Yuan Long. “Dad, I’m going to install Erbao’s luxurious bed, and I’ll talk to you when I’m not busy.”
“Okay, then you go.” Yuan Long couldn’t wait to say.
When the little guy finally left, Yuan Long breathed a big sigh of relief, then looked at Yu Shanshan. The first sentence he said was, “In fact, I don’t sing and don’t blame me for his singing.”
“Hum–” Yu Shanshan was amused by him, looking at the little fat man who was struggling to unpack, while smiling. “… I don’t sing out of tune, what’s wrong with him?”
Yuan Long was silent for a moment, and estimated, “Probably a genetic mutation.”
Yu Shanshan nodded in agreement, “It’s very likely. In the future, let’s try to let him sing as little as possible, and he should know it by himself when he gets older.”
Yuan Long smiled “um”.
Dudu didn’t know that I was being disdained by his father and mother. He and Erbao were unpacking and devoting all their efforts to tearing, dragging, and biting. Finally, they opened the layers of express bags. Here, the materials came out. But he was a little dumbfounded, thinking that it would be Erbao’s big bed, but all that could be seen was a pile of wood.
How can this be…?
The little guy couldn’t help asking her mother in bed: “Mom, don’t keep talking to my dad, come and see Erbao’s bed!”
Yu Shanshan took a moment to glance at the pile of wood and was taken aback. This pile is too complicated. It will take a lot of time to install it. Now she dared not talk anymore. She got up, hung up the phone and walked to a pile of parts to study how to assemble the bed.
The mother and child assembled according to the steps on the drawing, but this thing was not found or it was wrong there. The two still had differences when they were hesitant, and they were unwilling to shrink, resulting in disassembly and assembly. The final result was that it was not installed for an hour, but it was even more messy.
Dudu was so tired that he sat on the ground with his legs stretched out, and he gradually said nothing, his little head was dozing off little by little.
Yu Shanshan was also tired, and simply waved her hand. “Pangpang, let’s go to sleep first. Tomorrow we will bring it to Aunty for help.”
The little guy agreed with this decision. After being hugged by Yu Shanshan onto the bed, he fell asleep in a second.
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The next day, the mother and son moved this large number of parts to Huanyu. They originally planned to move to the bottom to find someone to help them assemble at noon, but unexpectedly saw Jiang Er in the fitness room.
Jiang Er rushed up to Yu Shanshan as soon as he saw her, opening his arms to embrace her, “Yu Shanshan! It’s you!”
Yu Shanshan was caught off guard by his embrace, momentarily stunned. But Dudu, quick to react, grabbed Jiang Er’s thigh and tried to pull him back, “Uncle, don’t hug my mom, she’s a man’s woman!”
Yan Shao came up, pulled Jiang Er away, and pinched Dudu’s cheek, “Little chubby, she’s a married woman!”
Dudu nodded twice and reiterated, “Uncle, my mom is a married woman!”
Jiang Er bent down to hug Dudu, kissing him, “You know what a married woman means? Do you understand?”
Dudu immediately nodded, “Of course I do. A married woman means my mom is my dad’s wife, and can’t kiss other uncles.”
Yu Shanshan: … Who taught him this?
Dudu thought he explained it well and continued with a serious expression, “Uncle, you can’t desire my mom, okay?”
Jiang Er found Dudu amusing and reassured him with a smile, “Got it, got it, Uncle will never desire your mom. Uncle likes slim beauties.”
Yu Shanshan covered her face. She had never taught Dudu these things, it must have been Yuan Long. She didn’t know when he taught the little one to say these messy things.
Jiang Er looked at Yu Shanshan with a smile, “You’re not being nice, Yu Shanshan. Pretending not to recognize me last night.”
Yu Shanshan knew he had recognized her and stopped pretending, “Well, you didn’t recognize me either.”
Jiang Er gestured to her figure, “How could I recognize you? You’re making it difficult for me. If not for Yan Shao…”
At this point, he suddenly realized he couldn’t mention Yan Shao, as it would ruin the fun, so he quickly changed the subject, “What have you been doing all these years?”
Yu Shanshan pointed to Dudu in his arms, “Raising my little chubby.”
Jiang Er immediately became curious, ‘then who’s your little chubby’s dad? Why haven’t I heard that you’re married?”
Yu Shanshan pointed to Yan Shao, “Didn’t he tell you who my husband is?”
“He didn’t tell me, he let me ask you myself, so I came early this morning.”
Yu Shanshan said, “If it’s fate, you’ll see him eventually, and then you’ll know who he is.”
“Both of you are so secretive. Well, I won’t ask you anymore, I’ll ask the little chubby.” Jiang Er turned to Dudu in his arms and asked, “Baby, tell Uncle, who’s your dad?”
Dudu nibbled on his fingers, glanced around, and said, “Uncle, I can only tell smart people the answer to that question.”
Jiang Er tried to play along, “Uncle is a smart person. Uncle’s IQ is high. Even in kindergarten, the teachers said I was a genius.”
Dudu blinked, ‘then Uncle, you have to prove to me that you’re smart.”
Jiang Er chuckled, surprised that even a little kid was playing tricks on him, but he went along with it, “How do I prove it?”
Seeing an opportunity, Dudu immediately wriggled out of Jiang Er’s arms, dragged in a pile of parts from the doorway, and then looked up with a childish voice, “Uncle, if you can assemble this, then I’ll think you’re smart.”
Jiang Er was impressed and gave Dudu a thumbs up, “You’re a capable kid. The future of our country is promising.” Just asking him to help assemble something and he’s already playing tricks. Kids these days are too clever.
Dudu didn’t understand what he was saying, just urging, “Come on, Uncle, hurry up. Finish it quickly, and I’ll tell you who my dad is.”
Jiang Er, with a wry smile, moved the pile of parts to the rest area of the gym and began to diligently help the little guy.
Yu Shanshan couldn’t help but give her little chubby a thumbs up in her heart. He was really something, solving a big problem for her so quickly, saving her from having to ask someone else for help.
Jiang Er’s skills were simply unmatched by Yu Shanshan and her son. What they saw as a very difficult assembly project was completed by Jiang Er in less than twenty minutes. A messy pile of parts instantly transformed into a luxurious two-story dog house.
Dudu’s eyes widened, “Wow!” He walked around the dog house several times, excitedly calling out to Erbao who was silently lying nearby, “Erbao, come over here! Your bed is ready, it’s so big and beautiful, come lie down.” He patted the bed and waved to Erbao.
Erbao understood and obediently walked over, lying down on the bottom layer.
Dudu was very satisfied, patting Erbao’s head, “Erbao, I want to sleep with you!”
With agile movements, he climbed up to the second layer along the ladder, kicked off his shoes, and lay down barefoot, hands behind his head, right leg crossed over left, swaying leisurely.
Jiang Er was amused by his actions. Wasn’t this supposed to be a dog bed, not a double bed for the eldest and the second?
“Little guy, do you think Uncle is smart?”
Dudu immediately gave Jiang Er a thumbs up, “Uncle, you’re very smart.”
‘then you should tell me who your dad is now, right?”
Dudu was a trustworthy child, so he didn’t beat around the bush this time, and said straightforwardly, “My dad’s name is Yuan Long.”
“Yuan Long?” Jiang Er searched his mind and was horrified to find that the only person he knew by that name was Yuan Long from the Yuan family. But, could it be…
“Little guy, is your dad a soldier?”
Dudu nodded, “Yeah, my dad is the glorious soldier Uncle from the Liberation Army, he’s going to save the world.”
Jiang Er swallowed nervously, looking suspiciously at Yu Shanshan, who was training nearby. He couldn’t believe it. Yu Shanshan had actually tamed Yuan Long? Yuan Long, the child from another family that his grandfather had been talking about for decades, had actually been won over by Yu Shanshan in this state?
But these two didn’t seem to belong to the same world at all. One was a mischievous little princess who loved to fool around, something the Party definitely wouldn’t accept, and the other was a righteous soldier who followed the Party’s lead closely. How did Yu Shanshan manage to recruit such an outstanding successor to communism?
Jiang Er suddenly felt like he couldn’t understand this world anymore.
At that moment, Dudu suddenly shouted, jumped up from the bed, grabbed his little backpack, took out a lollipop from it, and handed it to Jiang Er. “Uncle, I have this. I’ll treat you to it. Thank you for helping Erbao assemble the big bed.”
Jiang Er rubbed his stomach, realizing his hunger only now. He hadn’t eaten breakfast since morning.
Glancing at the clock, it was nine o’clock . He could still go for breakfast. So Jiang Er lifted Dudu from the dog bed and said, “But Uncle has a big appetite. One lollipop won’t fill Uncle up.”
Dudu hesitated, twisting his fingers. “But I only have one lollipop. My mom doesn’t allow me to bring snacks.”
Jiang Er nudged him, ‘then how about you treat Uncle to breakfast downstairs in the tea restaurant?”
This time Dudu hesitated, torn between his desires. Should he spend his piggy bank money to treat Uncle to a meal? What if Uncle eats a lot and it costs a lot of money?
Jiang Er admired the little guy’s hesitant look for a while, then laughed heartily, “Alright, you treat me, and Uncle will pay, okay?”
Dudu’s eyes lit up, immediately hugged his neck affectionately, and gave him a kiss. “Uncle, I like you.”
Jiang Er pinched the chubby on his chin, “You little money-lover.”
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Yu Ziqi came out of the gym and immediately saw a familiar figure in the corridor. It seemed to be the second young master Jiang from the Jiang family, holding the child who seemed to be born by Yu Shanshan.
Why would Jiang Er be holding Yu Shanshan’s child? Where were they going?
Yu Ziqi’s heart stirred, and she immediately followed quietly. For so many days, she hadn’t had any chance to get close to Yu Shanshan and that child. Rarely seeing them come out today, she had to seize this opportunity.
Yu Ziqi didn’t dare to take the same elevator as them, but instead took another elevator and went down to the first floor. When she arrived, she saw Jiang Er carrying Dudu out of the building and then entering a tea restaurant. She hurriedly followed in.